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Zodiac Sign: Pisces Birth Date: February 19 - March 20
Symbol: The Fishes Element:
Water Quality: Mutable Color: Sea green Ruling Planet: Neptune and Jupiter Body Part: Feet, Immune System, Hormonal System Birthstone: Aquamarine Lucky Day: Friday Lucky Numbers: 2 and 6 Famous Pisces: Albert Einstein, Kurt Cobain, Bruce Willis Pisces personality Pisces is the twelfth zodiac sign and is represented by The Fishes. Pisces is a mutable Water sign. Pisces people are intuitive, sensitive, compassionate, creative, adaptable and sympathetic. Pisces is the zodiac's spiritual sign. They are dreamers, givers and mergers, which can sometimes get them into trouble if they get involved with the wrong people or if they are not satisfied spiritually and indulge in certain forms of escapism. They tend to give away money easily. Pisces people are passionate and kind and are always looking for their soul mate. They get along well with other water signs like Cancer and Scorpio and with the earth signs Capricorn, Taurus and Virgo.
In astrology, the planets represent energies in people and society. They are what we are. There are four different kinds of planets. There are the luminaries which are the sun and the moon which light up the earth, the personal planets which are Mercury, Venus and Mars, the social planets which are Jupiter and Saturn and the transpersonal planets which are Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. Each planet is the ruler of a sign. The planets, their energies and the signs they rule are:
Sun - self, life force : Leo Moon -
emotions and instincts,
old memories : Cancer Mercury - communications, intelligence : Gemini, Virgo Venus -
love, art, beauty, money and possessions : Taurus, Libra Mars - courage, physical energy, warrior :
Aries, also co-ruler of Scorpio
Jupiter - luck, wisdom and philosophy : Sagittarius, co-ruler of Pisces
Saturn - self discipline, responsibilities :
Capricorn, co-ruler of Aquarius Uranus - change, intuition, originality : Aquarius Neptune -
idealism, spirituality, subconscious : Pisces Pluto - Power, rebirth, destruction and transformation : Scorpio, co-ruler of Aries In astrology, one of the things looked at by astrologers on an astrological chart is the position of the planets and what houses and signs they are located in.
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April 09
What ever happened to goals and the truth,
the things that you wanted & believed in your youth.
And what has become of innocent times,
the world can be puzzling if it starts to unwind.
Where did we go wrong to end up in this mess,
give up on performance and settle for less.
The answer should not be a surprise...
you made this yourself with the power of mind.
The future began as a beautiful dream,
turned into reality and is not what it seems.
You started a succession of powerful sources,
thoughts are like lightning & magical forces.
Your words are the structure to what is achieved,
you make your own future, it's part of the scheme.
But negative thinking on a regular basis...
believe me you're playing in dangerous places.
Set into motion only positive thoughts,
fly high and don't give up, all those goals that you sought.
Think into being is the gift of this life.
it's so simple, you could miss it ~ and pay dues all your life!
April 08
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I AM METH
I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children, and that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.
In your child's closet, and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.
I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth.
My power is awesome, try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice,
and I'll own your soul.
When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to — just to get high.
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.
You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, you should feel sad.
But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids,
I turn people from God, and separate friends.
I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always — right by your side.
You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you,
you'll be lucky to live.
If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.
I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.
The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.
But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine, and we shall not part.
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.
You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could have said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?
I'll be your
master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.
Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.
I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell. |
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| George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 And your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80's and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90's, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them!" 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is. 10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But do share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!! Have a wonderful day!!!!!!! | |
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| This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven, he saw me, and asked: "My child, what is your greatest wish for today?" I responded: "Lord, please take care of the person who is reading this message, their family and their special friends. They deserve it, and I love them very much." The love of God is like the ocean: you can see its beginning, but not its end. This message works on the day you receive it. To some, it may sound dumb, but the person who sent this to me was impressed with the time. Let us see if it is true. Angels exist, but sometimes, since they don't all have wings, we call them friends, such as you. | | March 15
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Hello everyone......i just wanted to say hope you have a good down the hill day and happy hugs day....so hugs from me to you
And remember that!!!!!!!
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Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 92 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard! | |
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| I wanted to share with everybody that i am a Grandma to 5 beautiful baby kitty's :)....here are some pictures of my baby's .....their sooooooo cute!!!!!!No name's yet and they are only 9 days old.... and only 2 have their eyes open......i think tommorrow they will all have their eyes open....i will keep you all posted and share more pictures and video's of them when they start walking!!!! can't wait peace out Christa
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25 Signs That You've Grown Up...
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened ?
" Bonus...
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass
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For a wintry night with friends,
Champagne Dream 1 oz. Pama (pomegranate liqueur) 1 oz. Cointreau 1 oz. fresh orange juice 3 oz. champagne or sparkling wine Shake the first three ingredients with ice. Gently stir in the champagne. Strain into a flute and garnish with orange zest.
Cocktail Apple Crisp 4 oz. applejack 4 oz. fresh lemon juice 1 oz. Cointreau or triple sec Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add the ingredients and shake vigorously. Pour into a tall glass with ice and garnish with a speared halved crab apple.
Espresso Martini Shot of espresso 1/2 oz. Three Olives Chocolate Vodka 1/2 oz. Godiva dark chocolate liqueur 1/4 oz. Amaretto 1/4 oz. Kahlúa Baileys to top off Shake ingredients with ice. Rim the glass with shaved chocolate. Strain cocktail and top with Baileys, whipped cream and cocoa.
Orange Sage 1 1/2 oz. Tanqueray No. Ten Gin 3 fresh sage leaves, torn 1 1/2 oz. lime sour (To make: Combine equal parts fresh lime juice and sweet and sour mix.) 1/2 oz. Alizé Gold Passion Shake all ingredients with ice then strain into a tumbler. Garnish with a fresh sage leaf.
3 oz. Smirnoff Citrus Twist vodka 2 oz. Cointreau or Patrón Citrónge 1 oz. white cranberry juice Squeeze of lime Add all the ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake. Then strain into a stemmed glass and garnish with skewered cranberries. | | February 27
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Here are some hot and sizzling tricks to heat up things between you and your man.....now you have to read them to be a PRO and for them to work.....Have fun Girls and enjoy every minute of them i'm sure your man 
The Neck-Lip Nibble
The back of a man's neck and his lower lip are both linked to his member via nerve pathways. Here's how to trigger this triangle of bliss while making out. "Nibble his lower lip, moving from one corner to the other," says Kerner. Simultaneously slide one hand behind his neck and draw figure eights with your fingertip. "The different feelings ‑- your wet lips plus your soft finger ‑- will shoot two pleasure currents to his package," says Shannon Mullen, author of The Best You'll Ever Have.
The Nipple Lick-Package Trick
While he's lying on his back, use the flat of your tongue to make wide circles around the outside of his areola. "Gradually go closer to his nipple tip, pausing to bite the peak tenderly or flick it with your tongue," says Mullen. Meanwhile, gently cup his cojones with your hands. "Graze your fingers along his sensitive scrotal skin," she says. "Both moves involve building up pressure, which men love."
The Member-Backside Massage
Take oral sex to a whole new level by caressing his butt cheeks as you're going down on him. Have him lie on his back, his knees bent and spread apart. Slide your hands under his butt, pumping your fingertips into his skin gingerly. Then bring the head of his member to your mouth, taking him in and out at the same speed as your fingers are pumping his backside. "The synchronized motions will be hot but not overwhelming," says Kerner. Plus, you control the pacing. "You can prevent him from going over the edge too soon by focusing only on the massage," adds Kerner.
Finger Foreplay
When you're out in public with your guy, get him in the mood by holding his hand, stroking each finger, then softly tracing a circle in his palm. He'll soon be itching to take you home.
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| Hello everybody....i know i haven't been on here in awhile but i am back now....just chillin wondering what everybody is up too??? I think i'm gonna spice my space up again to make it look alittle different....looking a little blab to me latley....hopefully everybody is good....and life is going great.. well chat late bye for now drop me a line!!!!! christa
| | December 18 OK lets see if you think this si for real......Look at your month of birth and see if this best discribes you .....my month of birth is march and i think it discribes me to a T but others may differ.....Shout at me and let me know.......Peace out Christa
JANUARY
Stubborn. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught.
Never looks at people's flaws or weaknesses. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tense. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Loving and loyal. Loves children. Has great social abilities. Money cautious, can budget successfully.
FEBRUARY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy! Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves travelling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decor. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY
Stubborn and hardhearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless.Not having many children. Hardworking.. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE
Fun to be with. Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite. Has lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitates, tends to put things off. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Wary but trusting. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Makes friends easily. Shows character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Not mean or revengeful.
JULY
Secretive. Sometimes difficult to understand. Quiet unless excited or tense. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation for hard work. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly, but not always approachable. Emotionally temperamental. Moody and easily hurt. Witty. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and illogical things. Sensitive and forms friendships carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Broods about the past and misses old friends. Quiet, homey person. Has difficulty making new friends. Prone to having dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Stubborn. Quiet. comfortable if have to talk to a group. Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Secretive. Loves sports and leisure Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships.
OCTOBER
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Sexy. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making new friends. Easily hurt but recover easily. Day dreamer. Loyal. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Honest, does not pretend. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hardhearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never gives up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions.
DECEMBER
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humour. Logical.
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.....i just want to get up and dance....does anyone have this urge hummmmm.....I wanna Party and i don't get this feeling often but i just wanna let loose and have fun!!!!! Anyone wanna babysit so i can go out and party till i drop
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